 Wysłany: Pi± 21:59, 22 Gru 2006 Temat postu: Dumb Lawyer |
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| In support of a recent Angus and Reid news poll stating that 94% of Americans feel that Lawyers are the dumbest of all professionals.
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?” Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.” Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?” Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.” generic tramadol |
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