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Lion and The Fox
A lion, his wife, and a fox were sitting together. The fox was making fun of the lion saying why dont you cut your ugly hair; you call yourself the king of the jungle more like the mop of the jungle. Oh, you think your so fierce, you sissy. The lions wife had enough of this. She told her husband If you arent going to make the fox stop I will. The lion looked at her and said Be calm and ignore him he just wants to make you angry. Ignore him The fox hearing this told her that if her husband was a real lion he would defend her. The lioness very angry by now attacked the fox. The fox ran and ran, but the lioness was close on his heel. He entered a pipe and got out on the other end, but the lioness was stuck. So he took a cigarette and started burning her ass. Finally when the lioness got out of the pipe she went to her husband with her head bent low. He looked at her and said: He took you to the pipe. I have been there!
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